One, Two, Ready, GO!
I’m Tired Of Boys Who Make Me Cry,
They Cheat On Me And They Tell Me Lies.
I Want A Love Who’ll Never Stray,
When He See’s Other Girls He Looks Away!
And If He Never Kisses Me Then Thats Alright,
‘Cause We Can Just Cuddle All Night!
Gay Boyfriend!
Gay Boyfriend!
I Don’t Really Care That You Are Queer!
Gay Boyfriend!
Gay Boyfriend!
I Never Feel Lonly When You Are Near!
La, La, Lala!
It’ll Be A Great Romance,
We’ll Go Shopping And Buy Tight Pants!
You Don’t Care How Big My Ass Is,
Just How Fabulous My Dress Is!
Gay Boyfriend!
Gay Boyfriend!
I Don’t Really Care That You Are Queer!
Gay Boyfriend!
Gay Boyfriend!
I Never Feel Lonely When You Are Near!
La, La, Lala!
You Cry At Movies On Our Dates,
Romantic Comedies Sure Are Great!
But When You’re Settled- Dry Your Tears,
‘Cause I’ll Always Think That You Are Fearless!
My
Gay Boyfriend!
Gay Boyfriend!
I Don’t Really Care That You Are Queer!
Gay Boyfriend!
Gay Boyfriend!
I Never Feel Lonely When You Are Near!
La, La, Lala!
I Like Ciggarettes And Thats Go Gag,
But You’ll Always Be MY Favorite Fag!
You’ll Always Be MY Favorite Fag!
You’ll Always Be MY Favorite Fag!
You’ll Always Be MY Faaaavooorite Fag! (La, La, Lala…)
– The Hazzards
Honestly I just turned around for a moment and the world vanished. Everything changed while I wasn’t paying attention. And now there’s nothing more to be done about it except to get on with things.