IF YOU’RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I want to know 28 things about you. I don’t care if we’ve never talked, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. I really don’t. You are obviously on my flist, so let me know with whom I’m friends!

1. Your Middle Name: Ann
2. Age: 25
3. Single or Taken: I object to various words in this statement.
4. Favourite Movie: Velvet Goldmine
5. Favourite Song or Album: American Pie – Don McLean
6. Favourite Band/Artist: Cerys Matthews
7. Dirty or Clean: Clean
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: 3 Tattoos and 7 piercings
9. Do we know each other outside of LJ?: yes
10. What’s your philosophy on life? No regrets
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty? full if you had a smaller bottle
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest? If it was for a surprise birthday or something then yes.
13. What is your favourite memory of us? Hmmm… going to see that film I think… no propping for the YS in your living room.
14. What is your favourite guilty pleasure? Face Mask, manicure and pedicure evenings
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: I love karaoke
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the ‘world peace etc’ malarky) – what are they? A publishing deal, the ability to travel wherever I wanted and when, to have the house plan more than just a dream.
17. Can we get together and make a cake? Sure, what sort of cake?
18. Which country is your spiritual home? Japan
19. What is your big weakness? self-indulgence
20. Do you think I’m a good person? Yes.
21. What was your best/favourite subject at school? History/Art
22. Describe your accent: Generic Northern.
23. If you could change anything about me, would you? Give you better health but other than that no.
24. What do you wear to sleep? Chanel No. 5?…not much
25. Trousers or skirts? Depends on the occaision, generally trousers I think.
26. Cigarettes or alcohol? Alcohol.
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? Make fabulous artworks of doom.
28. Will you repost this so i can fill it out for you? Looks like I did…

And For My Ex-Warder:

1. Your Middle Name: Still Ann
2. Age: Still 25
3. Single or Taken: Still objecting
4. Favourite Movie: Run Lola Run at this precise second.
5. Favourite Song or Album: International Velvet by Catatonia right now
6. Favourite Band/Artist: Alanis Morrisette just to be different
7. Dirty or Clean: clean
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: 3 and 7
9. Do we know each other outside of LJ?: Yep.
10. What’s your philosophy on life? The ball is round. The game lasts 90 minutes. Everything else is pure theory.
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty? pretty damn full enough.
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest? Probably.
13. What is your favourite memory of us? Singing Barry Manilow songs and then dancing in County Bar.
14. What is your favourite guilty pleasure? Having a night to myself.
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: I had to have stitches because of a careless lover.
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the ‘world peace etc’ malarky) – what are they? To be able to hear people’s thoughts when I touch them, to have a publishing deal and hell, throw in a film deal on top of that so that then I really can do it
17. Can we get together and make a cake? Sure, what sort of cake would you like?
18. Which country is your spiritual home? Japan
19. What is your big weakness? Still self-indulgence
20. Do you think I’m a good person? Yes, if snappish.
21. What was your best/favourite subject at school? History, English, Art
22. Describe your accent: Generic Northern but it floats
23. If you could change anything about me, would you? Balance you out a bit maybe.
24. What do you wear to sleep? nothing
25. Trousers or skirts? Trousers
26. Cigarettes or alcohol? alcohol 🙂 Vodka is my friend.
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? Whatever you wanted. Play music and dance.
28. Will you repost this so i can fill it out for you? Looks like I did huh.

And for Plodosexual:

1. Your Middle Name: Hasn’t changed lately
2. Age: Same as above
3. Single or Taken: Taken. Not frequently enough… oh I liked your answer, consider this an homage!
4. Favourite Movie: Well I also like Quills
5. Favourite Song or Album: Lullabies to Paralyse – Queens of the Stone Age
6. Favourite Band/Artist: Tatu, not really but for specific occaisions…
7. Dirty or Clean: still clean
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: 3 and 7, planning on getting several more!
9. Do we know each other outside of LJ?: Yes
10. What’s your philosophy on life? I’m getting there.
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty? MINE!
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest? Probably not.
13. What is your favourite memory of us? A darkened room with you and Mother-In-Law and a very drunken discussion that I barely remember.
14. What is your favourite guilty pleasure? My own company.
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: I have scars on my boobs.
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the ‘world peace etc’ malarky) – what are they? A publishing deal, telepathy and the time to really get good at this magic malarkey
17. Can we get together and make a cake? Yes, you like my cake right?
18. Which country is your spiritual home? Japan/
19. What is your big weakness? Over-emotionality
20. Do you think I’m a good person? Yes
21. What was your best/favourite subject at school? English prolly.
22. Describe your accent: Northern
23. If you could change anything about me, would you? Nah, you seem pretty good as is.
24. What do you wear to sleep? Nothing.
25. Trousers or skirts? Depends what the occaision is.
26. Cigarettes or alcohol? Alcohol
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? Have a party?
28. Will you repost this so i can fill it out for you? There you go.

Your Score: The Squirrel

You scored 51% domestic, 33% gregarious, 50% trickster, and 38% intellect!

Domestic, Solitary, Serious, Emotional: you are the Squirrel!

Squirrel people tend to be organized, thrifty, prepared for anything, slightly obsessive. Squirrel medicine teaches the benefit of good planning, looking towards the future, and conservation. The squirrel is a symbol of delayed gratification, resourcefulness, agility, and foresight.

This test categorized you based on four different axes of personality, which were then associated with a different animal. The four axes, as well as all possible results are explained below.

Wild/Domestic: This first axis categorizes you based on how much you are drawn to the outdoors, versus how much you are drawn to civilized situations. Domesticity has many shapes and forms, and varies from the joy of dolphins leaping next to a ship to the steadfast loyalty of a family dog.

Gregarious/Solitary: This axis measures how solitary you are. If you scored high, it means that you enjoy the company of other people, while a low score indicates that you prefer a more solitary lifestyle.

Trickster/Serious: This axis measures how well you line up with conventional trickster archetypes. People who fall into this archetype have a sense of humor and an excitable, highly chaotic streak. Scoring low doesn’t mean that you don’t have a sense of humor; it just means that you probably don’t think dynamite is very funny.

Intellectual/Emotional: This last axis determines whether you are more emotional — acting based on feelings and instinct, or rational and intelectual — acting more on thought than on your gut feelings.

Wild	Gregarious	Trickster	Intellectual	The Hyena
Wild	Gregarious	Trickster	Emotional	The Otter
Wild	Gregarious	Serious	Intellectual	The Antelope
Wild	Gregarious	Serious	Emotional	The Wolf
Wild	Solitary	Trickster	Intellectual	The Weasel
Wild	Solitary	Trickster	Emotional	The Coyote
Wild	Solitary	Serious	Intellectual	The Raven
Wild	Solitary	Serious	Emotional	The Frog
Domestic	Gregarious	Trickster	Intellectual	The Fox
Domestic	Gregarious	Trickster	Emotional	The Dolphin
Domestic	Gregarious	Serious	Intellectual	The Horse
Domestic	Gregarious	Serious	Emotional	The Dog
Domestic	Solitary	Trickster	Intellectual	The Rat
Domestic	Solitary	Trickster	Emotional	The Ferret
Domestic	Solitary	Serious	Intellectual	The Cat
Domestic	Solitary	Serious	Emotional	The Squirrel