Teasing and hinting about anniversary/yule/birthday presents;
Boyfriend: Hello Kitty goodness is already obtained
Girlfriend: Oooh did you buy me a Hello Kitty vibrator?
Boyfriend: You’re sleeping on the couch tonight.
Y’know I’ve heard that there are men out there who find their girlfriend masturbating a turn on.
I’m going to go out on a limb and say you’re posting this conversation from computers not two feet apart from each other. Seriously guys. 😉
Oh, and:
"Evil would only be if you forced me to use a pink and white striped vibrator."
I dunno.
I’m sure some people love that very much.
#runs#
Correct quotation marks are critical dammit!
Not with the eeeeeviiil! Truely that is the left hand path (do you see what I did there 🙂
Evil would only be if you forced me to use a pink and white striped vibrator.
(Not looking at your pun – so there.)
Full stop outside the bracket for clarity dammit!
Also don’t mix ‘ and " or I’ll have to shoot you.
Punctuation PEDANT!
You do look sexy with your guns though.
Or rather don’t mix it for endings, but do mix it for contents.
What?
Actually your correct in English I believe.
You mean ‘you’re’
The big thing that bugs me is people writing:
"Foo said "Blah blah blah"".
Thats just messy, do it right:
"Foo said ‘blah blah blah’".
Or ‘Foo said "Blah blah blah"’.
You really are quite anal you know.
Hmmm anal. You don’t feel kinky tonight I suppose?
Your right I do 🙂
Oooh… was that in answer to the anal sex question?
I can’t be bothered, I’m sure I’ll get poked whatever I say.
Not like that!
Oh, no, that really was wasn’t it.
@giggles@
Now I know what you want.
That was more of a window than I ever wanted.
*shudder*
OH GOD MY EYES
Oh good, other people have commented. I didn’t want to be first:
In speech, the full stop goes inside the quotation marks. I believe I advised you of your hideous illiteracy on Sunday, Foo.
Inside the *quotation* marks. But foo was saying outside the *brackets*.
I also prefer outside the quote marks. Sorry its just neater okay?
Jonno, consider yourself to be in trouble.
😛
Erik – about halfway up the page, Foo decided to brutally bugger the English language. Again.
The new Hello Kitty ‘shoulder massagers’ are weird. Kitty is dressed like a donkey…
A donkey… weird…