Hypothetical Girl Friend: But Mish, why don’t you do romantic things for the Jellicle Cat?
Mish: If I do he’ll try to kill me.
Jellicle (Grumbles in a corner).
Yes, today I waited to surprise the Jellicle Cat with a bouquet of flowers, unfortunately I was too surprising for a man who does iaido once a week and was given an elbow to my throat for my trouble.
Am now giggling hysterically.
I so did not elbow you anywhere near the throat, my arm just raised since there was something shouting and jumping at me from a doorway! Its not like anyones trained me to defend myself or I’d have done more than gone "Argh!" and jumped sideways
p.s. when was this conversation?
In my head, where all the really real things are.
lol
Them perfect moments, eh? Most of ’em work better in theory!
The Hyptothetical Girlfriend – is that someone who doesn’t exist, or someone who should be on the cast list?