Sex Meme

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes, considering I am sleeping with/have slept with some of them!
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes please.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Right, left, left, left.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
How is this to do with sex? Pork or chicken for preference.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Nope.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Yes.
7. Shower or bath?
Bath generally, or really massive shower if we’re talking sex, or jacuzzi.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
ewww! No!
9. Mexican or Chinese?
I can’t choose. Both.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive…
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes, see above.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No
13. Love or money?
Love
14. Credit cards or cash?
Credit cards
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn’t?
No comment
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Mmmm I think most current lovers would prefer the hotel so I’m stuck there.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Um. What counts as weird? Probably a cemetary.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Yes, but I would hide from people who like my hair (head hair) afterwards!
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes
20. Ever been to a bar?
Yes
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
I don’t think so actually.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Just a bit!
24. Favorite drink?
Absinthe
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Yes
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
I don’t think so, other people’s works yes.
28. Have you ever been in an “adult” store?
Yes.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Yes.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Possibly too many people.
32. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No, thank gods.
33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
It’s not really the worlds most interesting meme now is it?