See I thought about this for a good couple of minutes, and came up with answers ranging from "Who? … Awesome!" to "How’d you kill them?" (as, thinking about it, any situation where you managed to kill someone would probably have a story behind it that one could share at a dinner party in ten years time and be met with laughter).
But I think honestly, my first words would be "What the hell do you want me to do about it?"
Go to the police.
Go straight to the police.
Easy.
Sorry, you’ve what?
Jesus, are you taking the piss?
OK. Where are you?
Killed somebody?
Right.
Where is it you’re ringing from?
Okay, thanks.
So, what happened?
Sorry, bear with me, I’m just putting this into the system…
Archie: You’re not allowed to make me laugh that much.
M-i-L: Yours kind of hurt as well, when I went back and saw the signature… For some reason, it was just disturbing.
They probably deserved it.
Give me a few minutes to empty out the boot.
*laughs a lot*
Ok. You both made my sides ache.
OK. It’s a thirty minute drive. I’ll be there in ten.
Are you OK?
What happened?
Where are you?
Stay there I’m coming to get you…
See I thought about this for a good couple of minutes, and came up with answers ranging from "Who? … Awesome!" to "How’d you kill them?" (as, thinking about it, any situation where you managed to kill someone would probably have a story behind it that one could share at a dinner party in ten years time and be met with laughter).
But I think honestly, my first words would be "What the hell do you want me to do about it?"
Oh.
What did the bastard do?
With a what?
Err… the other line’s going and I’m on duty this week. Get on a train and we’ll talk about it tonight.
(Loadsa people hide in London).
Tarantino has lost his niche, it seems.
Answer 2:
But you held off from killing Rich for so long! Why change now?
"Didn’t you work out the answer from your blog posts before you did this?!"