I THOT ID RITE DIS DIARY ENTRY IN LOLCAT SPEEK. THARS NO REAL REASON, I HAS JUS FINDZ LOLCATS TRANZLASHUN PAEG AN WONDERD HOW WELL IT WERKD. I ASSUMD IT WUZ MOSTLY JUS CHANGIN SPELLIN, BUT IT SEEMS 2 CHANGE GRAMMAR AS WELL.BY RIGHTS, LOLCATS SHUD ANNOY ME BUT THEY HAS BYPASD ANNOYANCE AN SPEEK … Read More

“I think one of your boobs just winded me.”

American Pie – Don McLean Ironic – Alanis Morrisette A Horse With No Name – America Bohemian Rhapsody – Queen Itchycoo Park – The Small Faces Whatever – The Butthole Surfers Flowers In The Rain – The Move Come As You Are – Nirvana Cecilia – Simon and Garfunkel Girl From Mars – Ash California … Read More

Play List To Which This Was Written (Thanks Cuddles, Hamburger Hill and Radio Steve): “Foolish Games” Written by Jewel Performed by Jewel and Melissa Etheridge “What You’re Made Of” by Lucie Silvas “Predictable” Written By Emma Bunton “Goodbye To You” by Michelle Branch “All For You” by Sister Hazel “Come Pick Me Up” by Ryan … Read More

Depression follows you around, sneaks up on you, but you notice the warning signs, the ones which in my case say ‘SWAMP AHEAD’, the path gets boggy etc.etc. Lately though, I’ve been running around on the sunny, dry ground, having calm conversations about things I think are decided in my head and then write poetry … Read More

They fuck you up, your mum and dad. They may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had And add some extra, just for you. But they were fucked up in their turn By fools in old-style hats and coats, Who half the time were soppy-stern And half at … Read More

I might have had a couple of very nice dreams lately but I also seem to have rediscovered a fear of the dark. Not exactly the dark but it does mean that I’ve returned to the Jellicle’s bed despite his snoring (I was sleeping in my room whilst his cold was very bad). I cannot … Read More

So I was in this house with this girl and she was lovely and warm and snuggly. We were in a sitting room/front room near the front door to the house, with a bright red carpet and a wooden staircase running upstairs, below the staircase was a fire all laid out and we knelt in … Read More

As a bisexual woman I have often found men to be a bit of a problem. There is a type of man who is rarely a problem, it may well be ironic that he’s usually something of an English stereotype, often right-wing and very, very likely to pay for dinner. I’m playing with stereotypes and … Read More

I can remember standing on a railway platform with a Catholic girl and a part-Jewish boy discussing the guilt that our families had left us with, they at least had humouress somewhat un-PC jokes about theirs. I don’t, didn’t then, still don’t. As a matter of fact the randomised guilt that I feel generally didn’t … Read More