1. Who are you? Alice Liddle 2. Do you have any brothers or sisters? I suspect they are all dead, but I did have some sisters. 3. How old are you? *Alice looks at you in a very Paddington manner* I am SIXTY SEVEN! 4. What’s your height? 4

The Sakura is here! That means my hanami picnic will be on Sunday.

I wants one! I wants one! Interactive Tattoo…

The Aztecs had four days every year that were out of time. In some texts they are described as quite dangerous, in others as beautiful party days. One day every four years we get an extra day according to the numbers. Thought For The Day just pondered it being a day like the Aztecs had … Read More

I slept through it. Apparently the rest of my family were woken up and shaken. The epicentre was in The Green County very near Royston but I barely registered it.

Pick 15 of your favorite movies. + Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie. + Post them here for everyone to guess. + Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie. + NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions. 1. “Video’s a poor excuse, I know. But … Read More

Wow. I knew it was going to be busy and then it really was, and it was really good too. Started off with all sorts of joyous orgasms on Friday night, then made cream cakes specifically with Princess Lex’s tongue in mind on Saturday morning whilst the Jellicle and Eric got me a new printer. … Read More

So, I thought that this evenings blog would be about kegel exercises inducing orgasm. I was wrong. Yes if you haven’t got it yet this blog entry may not be one you want to read, if it isn’t then don’t read it, if it is then go on. I do kegel exercises because I’m paranoid … Read More

I have been distictly hormonal for the last eighteen months or so, turns out there might be a reason for that aside from the humouress body clock references. I’ll know in a few weeks. I started out last year keeping a diary of my hormonal moods, and they started out with moods and progressed with … Read More

Oh that was good, that was very, very good. I started my day early, unfortunately because I’ve got a job since I planned out a certain Father Valentine’s route I had to cut it down to presents I found particularly amusing. Next year it will go back up again even if I have a job … Read More