Mithras, not my bag. Don’t know what I’m doing here I’ll carry on regardless Got enough money for one more beer I’ll carry on regardless Is it Cologne with its great cathedral? Milan with its glamour and its pace? London with its river and its bridges? Lisbon with its beauty and its grace? Good as … Read More

My back is killing me. Same old injury, same old aggravation and I chose to go shopping today. The word you are looking for is idiot. I’m formulating my new years resolutions and listening to the three tenors as I cook up all the leftovers. I don’t think that I can feel happier than when … Read More

So, I didn’t celebrate Mother Night this year because I too knackered and all heathened out by events on Tuesday. I did, as is my wont, celebrate the astrological solstice and it was kind of nice because I got to do it with FJ and Princess Lex. This weekend, though, started on Friday with a … Read More

Dear Santa… Dear Santa, This year I’ve been busy! In July megabn and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In November I bought porn for senerity (10 points). In August I pushed spike369 in the mud (-17 points). In May I broke erfalaswen‘s X-Box (-12 points). Last week I pulled camellia_uk‘s hair (-5 points). Overall, … Read More

Ok, what I want everyone to do is have early morning sex on the 22nd December. This includes masturbation. I want everyone to try and achieve orgasm at 6:08 am, well as close as possible. Why do I want people to do this? Magic. I just joined a group called Orgasm For Peace, they want … Read More

It was listening to the Today Programme’s piece on feminism yesterday and wondered what the hell some of the women were thinking. More than that though, I was wondering what some of the men quoted were thinking. It was all about Girl Power and the effect that girl power has had on feminism, the piece … Read More

I Am A: Neutral Good Human Bard (4th Level) Ability Scores: Strength-13 Dexterity-12 Constitution-12 Intelligence-13 Wisdom-13 Charisma-14 Alignment:Neutral Good A neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them. Neutral good is the … Read More

Ok, I’m actually slightly turned on by the trailer for The Dark Knight. Mmmm funky. There may well be a rant on feminism coming up, you have been warned.

So it may have been Cornish Bloke who fixed us up that first time but it was Mr Becker who put us in a room and told us to get it sorted. He is the greatest! Me and the Jellicle had our four year anniversary today, apart from me being completely laid out the whole … Read More

The ball is round. The game lasts 90 minutes. Everything else is pure theory. Let’s go. So, been doing a fair amount of self-evaluation lately. My old motto, the one that I was so proud of, was ‘Take only experience, leave only memories.’ I rather liked that motto, it did the job quite nicely. I … Read More