This does discuss my preferences in the bedroom, having heard that my Dad might be reading this I’m putting a warning in. This is a conversation that keeps on coming up, however what prompted me to write this was an MSN conversation with a man I’ve known for a while in the context of me … Read More

… the Jellicle Cat is desperately trying to come up with a reason for me to tell you all about his ‘mighty penis’. It is very lovely, it’s really cute and has the nice soft-hard penis thing going on. There? You happy now? No, it’s not a mecha-penis, nope, we don’t even have a vibrating … Read More

Who am I? What do I want? Why am I here? Where am I going? Answer the questions about the poster, and then post it on your own blog.

So, nanowrimo is eating my life, not my time mind but my life. I sometimes think that I put my friends through a lot. At the moment I know I’m putting them through a lot, I’m very much in my head at this point and theres still ten days to go. I’m not entirely sure … Read More

Anyone got too many coat hangers? I’ve run out and I still have more clothes! (I can feel my ten year old tomboy self dying of embarrassment here).

Tell me about a story I haven’t written yet and I’ll give you a paragraph from that story. I felt like putting my own spin on the meme.

PJ Harvey’s Silence is brilliant.

So last night I was all enthusiastic about going out tonight. It’s not going to happen. I’m going to sit in tonight like I promised myself and watch stupid tv, eat curry and do my nails.

Am spending the morning so far hallucinating various things including a pornographic Archer’s soundtrack which led me to believe that the Jellicle had left his green box open… more disturbing are the people in black robes doing the timewarp chanting ‘now you know why it’s all your fault’. Have decided I’m going to have to … Read More

So, today was the interview at Beaumont College that I’d been called back for. (Thankyou to Serial Girl for her books – THANKYOU SO MUCH) I got to observe a class, the class that I’ll be teaching. It’s got nine pupils, each with a helper, and two physios for the class as a whole. Woah. … Read More